Tugging at the Periphery of Circular Reasoning

Breaking fake news! The FBI has reportedly just thwarted itself from attacking us again, with yet another self-provided fake bomb.  Damn!  That was a close one…

Donald Rumsfeld, Liz Cheney, and Rahm Emanuel would like to take this opportunity, to thank the young Muslim men who still haven’t received the memo, that all Homeland misadventures in Homeland terrorism…originate from the arresting arresters.

I’m not sure why a young Muslim man who just happened to be a tin-catalyzed silicone salesman…was never implicated in the Army Anthrax Attacks, but I bet the beer drinking/multiple pleasure cruises by NOAA’s finest in Seattle, are somehow related.

Questioning NOAA’s conclusion that Fukushima is not killing Alaska’s seals?  Probably a great time for Seymour Hersh to get religion.

For more on why the Patriot Act was passed right after the Army Anthrax Attacks, I suggest that you ask the Border Patrol in Port Angeles.  They’ll then point you towards the flag…and have you
salute it.

The evildoers are all around us.  It’s arresting the arresters that our drones wont do.

Tugging at the periphery of circular reasoning.
A circle jerk worth trillions.