The Newsted Apology

A Catholic, a Lutheran, a Jewish Rabbi and a Southern Baptist “ethics professor” walked into a room – and a House GOP contraception hearing broke out.

That’s the joke.

It would be funnier if it didn’t prove my point.  That point being…that we’re still Patriot Acted, while Vincent Bugliosi has yet to write a book about prosecuting Obama for murder.

Vincent was able to figure out how evil Charles Manson, Bush and Liz Cheney were, but yet, we’re still Patriot Acted.

The Teabangers in Congress are only cock-blocking the Democrats, because we’ll buy anything.  Except a condom or three.

When translated to Pashto, this Teabanging cock-blocking means that – the Democrats are playing for the same team as the cock-blockers.  When translated to Spanish, we learn that Obama’s Internment Camps for the Spanish Speakers are filled quite nicely thank you for not noticing…

I tried to translate the part about Democrats being outraged over the Teabanging contraception hearings, from K Street Jargon to English…but it kept coming out in Hebrew as:
it’s the endless wars, dafuk barosh.   

And well, that doesn’t exactly help Ed Schultz sleep in Libya at night.

The hidden message my friends…isn’t blowing in the wind.  The message isn’t even hidden.

Cock-blocking is allowed, as long as condoms are not mandatory, and no one in the ruling class is prosecuted for anything.  Ever.

So my apologies to Jason Newsted.  I used to apply his name to anyone stupid enough to walk away from a sure thing.  Apparently, Jason has more sense than most of us…and the Democrats are as liberal, as Dave Mustaine is into Santorum’s condom-free lifestyle.
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