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Pissing in the Media’s Wind

January 31, 2012

Big media wants you to know, that it doesn’t matter what you think that you know.

And that’s about it.

From the AP we are warned that – ‘Iran said greater threat, while al-Qaida declines‘.

From the bowels of the Washington Post’s Greg Miller, we can smell that: ‘Iran, perceiving threat from the West, willing to attack on U.S. soil, intelligence report finds’.

From the vas deferens ducts of the news tubes known as Foreign Affairs…we are ejaculated upon with messy news of Iranian evildoers, who plan to do us even more harm than Bank of America never dared dream: ‘Al Qaeda in Iran – Why Tehran is Accommodating the Terrorist Group‘.

From the dustbin of war crimes complicit – twisted journalistic: we might remember that Judith Miller didn’t have any secret bio-weapons labs.  Judith didn’t possess nuclear weapons, nor did she intend to build any.

Judith couldn’t attack us like that – and neither could Iraq.

Iran is the new Iraq.  Iraq was the new Afghanistan, while Pakistan is the old Mexico.  This makes Yemen the new Haiti, Somalia the next Libya, with Syria behaving like Israel…look for Oakland to be the next Cambodia.

The anthrax didn’t come from over there – it came from right here.

If Judith Miller cared as much about the war powers act, as James Clapper cares about his anal itching…then SEAL Team 6 would have already taken out British Petroleum.

The media of the Homeland farts in our general direction –
we then get to piss in their stinky wind.

It’s like being Frank Zappa
we’re surrounded by old white men
who fear dirty records.

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