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It’s just another drone war day in the Homeland, where Bank of America is still free, and if SOPA were up and behaving like the Patriot Act…Justin Beiber would be at Guantanamo?

I don’t know what Kenneth Rapoza is baking into his brownies over at Forbes, but I’d trade Beiber’s freedom for Leonard Peltier’s any day.

Mentioning Peltier’s freedom over Beiber’s, reminds me of some of the terms that are searched for here at the V-Lens.  Oh sure the usual “Sarah Palin nipples + naked” searches never go away…but it’s the various self-searching agencies of the homeland securing apparatus – constantly searching here for themselves that makes me proud.

As Rick’s santorum has discovered, self-searching the internet for references to yourself, can bring about unintended consequences.

I’m not saying that Rick’s frothy santorum is to blame for the state of our Homeland State…but where there’s frothy santorum, there’s probably quite a few blog searching dorks with top-secret clearances.  So make of that what you will.

Let’s go to the short list of recent self-searching searches at the V-Lens!  Walk this way…

• The glorious Department of Homeland Security searched for – bcp3.cbp.dhs.gov
• The far less glorious FBI searched for –  153.31.113.20
• Boeing at Andrews AFB – self-searching
•  Institute For Defense Analyses – who knows!
• ‘Pretend’ Twitter users like @oaken123 – just fishing
• The hard-working humans at Booze Allen Hamilton – angry fishing
• A human from I Can Has Cheezeburger? – has never searched here for anything
  

If we are to take anything away from my legions of ‘lolcats’ who have never been here, it’s gotta be – thank Romney’s God! that Mitt lived in the real streets!!

I think it was Einstein that once said: Only two things are real, pornography and lies, and I’m lying about the former.
Okay, sorry.  That was actually me.

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