Manzana de La Screw You

Apples are like the never-ending wars on common sense and everything else – in that they do grow on trees.

One can barely turn off the teevee without the Patriot Act, or another occupation smacking one in the forehead.

Now you’ve also got to dodge unpicked apples, because there’s no one left to pick them.

Why are there no humans left to pick the apples?  Because the humans that normally pick the apples…are now humans of the illegal kind, and no unemployed pinche jue of the teevee watching community, will be removing themselves from their couches of freedom – anytime soon.

Translated into Teabagger/Moderate Democratic Party English – this means….if the humans who normally pick our apples stayed home to dodge the DEA’s bullets for our drugs…then we’re going to have to get Marcus Bachmann and the Border Patrol to pick them for us.

Unfortunately…Marcus is really busy curing gay men of wanting to bang Michele, and the Border Patrol is not really very busy hunting the Spanish speakers who stayed home.

Rep. Norm Dicks is powerless against Obama’s Napolitano, because Norm has many a Mujaheddin in his closet.

The bored Border Patrol – with their drones – and their tanks – and their planes – and their boats – and their guns – and their private prison pipelines – are just here to keep an eye on you couch bound, God-fearing patriots of the Teabaggery.

Manzana de la screw you?  Si señor.