Rule of Law Inc.

Your other Left

Most of us follow the law.  Most of us pay for the law.  The laws are here to be followed.

Unions brought the Teabaggers their five-day work week, soft toilet paper and the shitty Homeland beer that most patriots tend to swill.

Teabaggers are at least as intelligent as any Democrat who’s never thought about Saudi Arabia on any given 9/11.

Veterans for Peace are for peace.  They’re also veterans.  Many of them still can’t endorse an anti-war action that uses the words fuck, fucking or fuck you.  And so they march.

Republicans.  They fear sex.  They fear gay sex, sex with a women, sex with a priest and sex with themselves.  This is why they endorse killing abortion doctors, Muslims and tax breaks for billionaires.

 This is why God invented the CIA.

This is also why she invented the FBI, the NSA and Matt Hasselbeck’s awesome shoes.

Now God wants us to rid the earth of terrorists.  What, when, or how you decide who to call a terrorist before you blow up their house…depends entirely on your feelings about sex, lies, the Koch Brothers and those dirty poopy words, that can sometimes offend certain veterans in the extremely active…Obama wars against the peace movement, whistle blowers and the brown-skinned children of AfPakiYeminstan.

For more on all of this, please consult either
Glenn Beck or Michael Moore.

And good luck.