George Will’s Bubbles

George is again, very busy passing gas in the hot tub of conservative megalomania.  There are gassy bubbles of fabricated outrage to deal with…along with some floaty things left on top of the water after Newt
got out.

It’s a pretty distasteful mental image no?  Except…George is actually making a bit O sense when he asks the question: “why aren’t the liberals clamoring for Obama’s impeachment?”

Damn fine observation George.  One that has been made here on more than 800 occasions, but far less than 824, because that would be very not progressive of me.  I believe that after 824 times, John Edwards calls and accuses you of being a Libertarian.  Or so I hear…

After W invaded Iraq because Saudi Arabia attacked us, the Democrats were rightfully calling for W’s head and or impeachment on a platter.  They marched with their correctly spelled signs of outrage, while writing thousands of letters to their K Street owned congresshumans.  I’ll give em’ this much…I’ve never seen a throng of marching Teabaggers with correctly spelled signs being able to, you know, march and simultaneously write letters.  So kudos!

Wrote the book on not impeaching

War Powers Resolutions are for babbling morons like George W. Bush.  Never ending wars for GE’s Fukushima designed reactors that live on major Homeland fault lines…Patriot Acts…unchecked spying on your porn habits…torture, Guantanamo, the Saudi Binladen Group, illegal human deportations, private prisons, a captured Ratko Mladic instead of an executed bin Laden and the eternally still thinking about impeachment from Rep. John Conyers…is pretty much all we can hope for.

If those aren’t the building blocks for a peace-loving, GMO free progressive world , then Arizona is a hotbed of new ideas.

There’s a semi-old saying from Thayil and Cornell….Mark Twain never said it, Palin didn’t have someone else Tweet it, JFK didn’t sleep with it and you didn’t hear about it from Democratic Underground.

It goes something like this: “Hate, if you want to hate, if it keeps you safe…if it makes you brave.  Pray, if you want to pray, if you like to kneel…if you like to lay.  Don’t come over here and piss on my gate, save it, just keep it off my wave.”

As my friends at the DNC will be sure to remind me, the incomparable Pee-wee Herman once said: “There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand.”

So ahhh yeah.  Guess I’ve been told.

It’s Friday.  Pound a few PBR’s and why not enjoy a Slim Jim or three?  The Macho Man would approve!
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