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Patriot Lack

May 19, 2011

As July looms closer, the patriots of the Homeland are preparing to blow the fingers from the hands of their patriotic 8 year-old offspring.  In some cases, a few 3 rd cousins may also lose an eye, tooth and or a foot of intestine.

But that’s okay, this nation wasn’t built by brain surgeons, it was stolen from the Mexicans and Indians by illegal immigrants…then refurbished with slave labor.

You can be certain that Sherman Alexie and Carlos Mencia are preparing the next jihad against us.

Of course the first people jihad may not even have to bother.  Between Congress, the Koch brothers and Saturday’s rapture…this place will be pretty empty.

So ‘when‘ the new four-year Patriot Act extension occurs, don’t sweat it.  The cult members will be gone and the rest of us will adapt to the casinos and tacos de lengua…just fine thank you.

Hasta mañana and keep your concrete saws handy!


4 Comments
  1. May 20, 2011 20:38

    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=dee-dee-dee-song&videoId=72779

    All the kids will be shooting out the cams on the poles around here.

    Almost forgot…Jesus is supposed to be coming tomorrow. I spruced up the guest bathroom just in case. Got new hardware on the toilet and everything.
    Maybe he can put a few people into a crack in the ground to burn on the side…..a little DHS NSA CIA FBI BBQ. I’ll bring the potato salad and sporks.

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    • May 20, 2011 21:17

      Carlos speaks and raps the truth…dee dee dee.

      I’d almost pay to see the look on the Palin and Bush family idiots faces, when they get to heaven and see bin Laden and George Carlin waiting for them.

      Hey let me know if Jesus puts the toilet seat down!!

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  2. May 22, 2011 06:49

    Wellllll….the seat was down when I woke up this morning. If he operates like Santa, he could have come in while I was sleeping. But, I think it was more a situation like passover and he went to someone else’s house instead.

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    • May 23, 2011 09:25

      Nice to hear Jesus might have better manners than most of his Facebook followers, but I’m still confused about Santa’s role in the Exodus and whether or not the Easter Bunny has unleashed the 10 plagues against us yet?

      I’d better just stop there…

      Thanks TripodMA.

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