Zombies in Olympia

May 13, 2011

tags: brains, budget cuts, budget protest, education, Friday the 13th, Governor Gregoire, Monster Mash Budget Slash, Obama, olympia, Olympia zombies, undead olympia, wars, Washington state budget, zombies

by The Vigilant Lens

OLYMPIA— Zombies, you either love em’ or you don’t. Politicians are a lot like zombies, although most politicians can run faster.

The politicians in Olympia, have been busy slashing the funding of useless programs like education, health care and humans on disability.

Boeing’s profits are up and the zombies will soon be well fed, because the poor folks of Washington State will be much easier to catch, due to untreated illnesses and the lack of a decent education that teaches people to…you know…run from zombies and such.

Good times in Oly today…zombies looking for the brains of brainless politicians and the Monster Slash dance happened too!

Stay tuned for a slide show and the sounds of zombies…as soon as I figure out some new software.

In the meantime, you can read more about the Monster Mash Budget Slash…right here. For even more Olympia zombie news and events, try hanging out over at Undead Olympia, which I’ve conveniently linked for your brains…right here.

Be Vigilant and check your brain.