A Draftless Empire

VFP has asked the question about the war economy and so far, only the analyst geeks in Maryland and Virginia have answered: “very well thank you.”

Chalmers Johnson had been telling us the uncomfortable truth about ourselves, for quite some time.  He warned us about Bush, he warned us about empire and I believe he warned us that John Kerry was no Ralph Nader.

Judging by the actions of the better Bush that is Obama, you progressive’s might want to just crawl into Al Gore’s locked, heart shaped box…and stay there.  Don’t come out, don’t Twitter, just stay in there and shut the fuck up.

The Tea Party was created, to give the Obama supporter at Democratic Underground something to keep busy with.  The Teabanger is just a shiny trinket of take no action, while we await detailed instructions from Oprah, on how to live out what remains of our lives…before GE irradiates the rest of us.

Homeland Jobs Program

Or Monsanto make more food.  Or TSA increases their hunt for terrorists by intercourse.  Or Boeing improves the Drone, or Bank of America forecloses on your school…if you know what I’m saying, if you know what I mean.

Raise your hand if you still think of Democrats as liberals.  Raise your other hand if you think Iraqi’s care what you think.  Now keep both hands up, bend at the waist and bow towards Lockheed Martin.

Place a Dale Earnhardt #3 sticker right next to your Obama Hope sticker, if you think China is somehow worse at human rights than your Homeland.  Fly your POW/MIA flag even higher, if you have never heard of Obama’s Bradley Manning, or Spokane’s Mitchell and Jessen.

As with any good Empire…we’re never leaving Iraq or Afghanistan and you won’t realize there’s trouble in the Homeland, until a Pot SWAT Team kicks down your door and shoots your dog dead in front of your child…because Medical Marijuana makes too much sense and there is no military draft.

For more information, keep up with any Huffpost Twitter and or any Dancing with the Stars episode.

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