Who for New FBI Director?

The FBI needs a new director and the Homeland needs a new direction.  But who will take this job on?

Will ‘who‘  free Leonard Peltier and Bradley Manning?

Will ‘who‘ be able to get at the truth behind Trump’s fake birth certificate?

The Homeland is rife with criminals, crime scenes and birfers.  Most of which, Robert Mueller has ignored, because arresting your accomplices is a tricky business.

So will ‘who‘ step up?

Can ‘who’ punch some lying liars in the mouth?  Will ‘who‘ arrest the previously un-arrestable?  Should ‘who‘ take down the DOJ, the CIA, the NSA and any swinging dick in the Pentagon?  ‘Who’s‘ gonna put Bush on trial, right next to Obama.  Si?

‘Who‘ is going to fight for the Teabangers right to be locked away in the FEMA Camps?  Who I ask…who?

Will ‘who‘ protect the right of the progressive Democrat Twitter’ers’…to Twitter their support for the dead — yet free, Iraqi/Pakistani/Vietghani/Yemini/Libyani/Palestini/Central Americani and or the Obama torture victims?

‘Who‘?  No one, that’s who.

On the bright side, I hear the job comes with a foamy head,  Arianna Huffington, a black SUV and free beer.  Of course the order of which these perks make their appearance…is a closely guarded secret.

Who made ‘who‘?  ‘Who’ paid John Yoo? Ain’t nobody told you?

I mean…if you made them and they made you…’who‘ picked up the middle and who made ‘who‘?

It’s an age old and somewhat confusing question.