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You Must Nuke It

February 27, 2011

When global warming comes along…you must nuke it.

Our nuclear stockpile was supposed to deter any rogue nation from attacking us.  Obviously this was not true, for Alaska is still with us.

Before the cream sets out too long…you must nuke it.

I was attempting to look at some topless brown-skinned women in National Geographic the other day…and much to my surprise, I found out that a few well placed, yet smallish nuclear wars, might just save us from global warming.

When somethings going wrong…you must nuke it.

The lack of topless brown-skinned women was also disappointing.

Now nuke it, into shape

Fortunately there’s the START Treaty and a way to modernize our stockpile, while “eliminating” it.

Shape it up, get straight, go forward, move ahead (not back)

Science explains many things. But Honeywell profits explain even more.

Try to detect it, it’s not too late…to nuke it, nuke it good

Understanding why some people like Senator McCain go to Cairo with Lieberman, or attack us with Palin…is probably best left to the psycho psy-ops running Gen. William Caldwell.  The Army does work in mysterious ways.

Step on a crack

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  1. Tenzing permalink
    February 28, 2011 07:38

    dear lens, seems like a fine idea. think about it. if they nuke it well enough, not only would the homeland and the rest of the world be free of global warming, but there would be



    • February 28, 2011 10:40

      A world without Dicks?
      There’s a tasteless, yet warranted, Koch brothers joke here somewhere.


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