New Dick Same as the Old One

John’s Boehner is the new dick in charge.

John is the new Speaker, but he does not speak for you.

John will weep, but he will not weep for you.

Today, Pelosi did drone on about life, liberty and how pleased she was with herself for having kept Bush out of prison. 

And John did weep.

Nancy then handed the hammer of spineless inaction over to John.

And John did weep.

In between the sobs of the Boehner, Nancy did remind John of their commonality—which binds them together—complicit forever.

Wait for the worms.  They’ll come.  They always do.