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Fear Your Thermos, Fear Journalism, Fear my Pants

December 27, 2010

Rossi Bomb

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Homeland not a thermos could be found…

Another fear filled travel season has just about ended.  Napolitano’s fear factory reminded you of your fear and some of us were afraid.  I was reminded that Janet has got to be the gayest man I’ve never been asked or told about.

Perhaps Janet will now serve openly and join the Army?  I hear they need a few smarter men, women and Janet’s.

In addition to throwing out your thermos, may I suggest you also throw out NBC, Fox News and Wired.  For when we rely on Matt Lauer, Palin’s Beck or Wired’s Kevin Poulsen, you get what you pay for…Janet Napolitano’s talking points in drag.

Wired is to the FBI as Adrian Lamo is to freedom as Private Manning is to Dick Cheney.

Private Manning was somehow able to access secrets so secretive…that no one has yet had to pay for their crimes.  Unless of course you fear thermoses.  If you fear the thermos, then I suppose you’d have to confuse crimes with truthiness.  So PFC Manning’s imprisonment without charges, or Julian Assange’s alleged broken condom against the Homeland..would then count.

When danger lurks, throw out your thermos or watch Jon Stewart.  I guess Jon is about the only “Journalist” left, who is able to make our elected representatives act.  Jon can also put on a great, moderately safe and boring party too.

When push comes to shove, if PFC Manning is somehow worse than Scooter Libby…then you’ll probably find yourself prosecuted for reading the email of your cheating wife.

Karl Rove thanks you for your fear of the thermos.

Now watch this new TSA video.
All of your questions…will be answered.


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4 Comments
  1. December 27, 2010 11:46

    Someone at the TSA is a comedy writer.

    “The notice is based on *intelligence*… .”

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    • December 27, 2010 14:26

      If only they were as funny as George Carlin eh?

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  2. Ginger permalink
    December 28, 2010 19:06

    Oh my gosh! I’m feeling it!!!!

    That is, I’m feeling pissed off that I probably won’t be able to bring my thermos with me on my next flight. Because I need my coffee, and without my thermos I’ll be forced to buy it from the overpriced shops at SeaTac. 😦

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    • December 28, 2010 20:12

      The TSA video sums itself up pretty nicely yes?

      I think the thermos of terror can indeed be directly attributed to Starbucks and to a lesser extent, Seattle’s Best. No thermoses…more 7 dollar cups O drip…

      Happy travels Ginger!

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