A Very Napolitano Christmas

Happy Holidays Lens readers of the internets!  Peace, love and don’t even think about traveling with your Thermos Brand thermoses because it is after all, a Napolitano Christmas.

Meanwhile, back in our Pakistan where they’re from what I can gather, not too happy with our undeclared war on their kids, a female suicide bomber killed 45 humans and wounded at least 100 others.  A thermos was believed to have been used, but one has not yet been placed at the scene.

Throw out your thermoses, ignore your toothache and keep in mind that the trillions of dollars spent for the wars on Islam, do not have an adverse effect on your economy or Janet Napolitano’s savings account.

See ya’ll soon.