VFP at the Gate

In breaking news not brought to you by WikiLeaks, President Obama is to the Nobel Peace Prize as Bush was to the word newkleer.

Yesterday in DC, several of my former pals in VFP went and failed to march around a block with some signs.  This is encouraging!  For as long as VFP was fighting amongst themselves about Israel, parades or to what degree Obama was not as war criminalish as Bush…Vietghanistan, Iraq and PakiYemenstan did Drone on…

Signs are nice, but they’re only as good as the last president to be impeached.  Which around here means illegal blow jobs, not wars.

Being that we are a nation of teevee viewers, not doers, this latest action by VFP and others, is at least as proactive as reading a really long post by Glenn Greenwald.  Not to mention the 3 million comments.

Yes I’m obviously envious.  Is Rio accepting any more enemies of the Homeland?

But as per usual, I digress.

So while VFP was at Obama’s gate, bringing much-needed attention to the never-ending wars for Boeing…the peace prize winner was himself, speaking to the progress of the inexpensive wars.

Apparently the wars go well and we’re on track to never leave any of them, because like Korea, we’ve invested too much of the CIA’s time.  If like me, you enjoy reading between the lines…and between those lines, we’ll find that the CIA disagrees with Obama’s assertions of glory…because victory can only be declared by a Republican.

Reading even further between the lines, one might find that WikiLeaks has broken no laws here or in Australia and while Assange has been busy breaking no laws, he’s also not been doing any damage.

As we ponder how we slept through the corporate takeover of our Homeland, keep in mind that when tiny little Robert Gates says public opinion can’t stop us from losing in Vietghanistan…he’s telling the truth.  Which is why the CIA has to pull station chiefs out of the PakiYemenstan theater.

Tough times for the peace prize winner.  The Bush wars against Islam are all but lost, but the wars on education, marijuana and free dental care go fantastic.  There are veterans getting arrested at his gate, the CIA is playing him and Julian Assange is a free man!

Although, it could be argued that Julian is nowhere near as free
as Karl Rove.