Iraq, Kuwait Dust, Mabus and Colitas

In news no one saw coming…the dust blowing around Iraq and Kuwait is full of dangerous elements!

Past studies paid for by the military, have found that Depleted Uranium is almost as good for you as a Vietnam era-pork patty MRE.

Anyone who’s ever eaten a Vietnam era-pork patty MRE, while breathing in the DU infested air of Iraqi freedom will certainly agree…Pentagon brass have no fucking idea what they’re talking about.

As if proving my point wasn’t already easy enough, Navy Secretary Mabus has decided to feed his squids the oily seafood that remains in the Gulf of British Petroleum.  Being that the remaining Gulf seafood is trying to swim to dry land in a desperate attempt to escape the Gulf of British Petroleum…no gulf fisherman will be required in the catching of said contaminated chow.

Mexican weed is illegal because it keeps federal employees employed.  The zeros in the Pentagon are employed because outside of the CIA, there are not too many jobs where you can feed our troops oily BP seafood, infused with Depleted Uranium…and get away with it.

Warm smell of colitas mi compadres…