A Swedish Condom

This just in!  The CIA says Julian Assange has fornicated his way into some secret vagina, without a condom…in Sweden!  Obviously, Julian hates America.

According to Scotland Yard, the unmitigated gall of Julian’s penis must not stand on its own.

When reached around for comment on the escapades of Julian’s WikiMember, AIPAC denied any knowledge of this WikiLeaks that we speak of.   AIPAC further denies having leaked any of the Iranian leaks that have found their way to this…mysterious WikiLeaks of antisemitism, that we’ve never heard of…and have no knowledge of.

In Portland, Oregon FBI officials deny any relationship exists between…the groundbreaking of their new $50 million office/JTTF internment camp for entrapped Muslims, or their having not saddled Bruce and Joshua Turnidge with the words Terrorist, Jihad or Yemen…because they’re allegedly, just racist Christian cop killers.

Besides, Muslim teenagers and attorneys are far more deadly.  Because the Patriot act tells us so…

So if I’ve had enough freedom coffee this morning…I gather that we’re to believe that 1. The Escondito bomb factory is not terror, it’s just poor decision-making.  2. Hillary now regrets working for the CIA and 3. we must also buy that The Assangenator, is now more deadly than our former ally Osama bin Laden?

Well dang Beavis, that’s more than a mouthful…but if there was anything left to safely lock away in Al Gores lock box, I’m thinking it would have to be that Sweden is about as neutral, as President Obama is a Democrat.

Now you know why Jamie Dimon pays fewer taxes than you do.  He’s a state sponsored terrorist who hates your freedom.

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