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Wetsnatchee 911

November 22, 2010

Being that Bickleton, Washington just wrapped up ownership of one of the highly coveted, three signs of the Apatheticalypse…it makes perfect sense that Wenatchee, Washington would not sit still for this snubbing of epic proportion.

Enter…Wetsnatcheegate!

As a former resident of the area, I can assure you that Wenatchee is no Tacoma…while Tacoma is quite a bit like Wenatchee…which is why Wenatchee’s finest just tried to capture themselves some fornicators!

Wenatchee Police Sgt. Cherie Smith says, that they don’t want no prostitution nor sexin’ in their city…so they went and set themselves up a sex trap!  5 men were apprehended in the act of wanting to both improve the local economy and get themselves some dirty, dirty sexin’.

Unfortunately for the uptight Sgt. Smith, the 5 horny men were taken to the Chelan County Regional Justice Center.

Now as most folks who live near Wetsnatchee know…the horny 5 will be getting laid more in jail than they could have, had Sgt. Smith actually provided a prostitute for them.

The moral of this story is, you can take the aroma out of Tacoma, but you really can’t take the Condotta out of Wetsnatchee.

No…I think the lesson learned is that Dino Rossi lost.
Three times.
To women.
pfft.

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2 Comments
  1. jjrad permalink
    November 23, 2010 10:17

    The first picture got my attention. After doing some research, I believe that is a photo of park rangers doing mock scenes. Clearly we are safer for their work. As far as filth in Wenatchee, glad to see so many locals seem to get the fact that wasting resources on prostitution is really – a waste.
    Now that is out of the way, here are suggestions for new ppsts.
    1. Mylee Cirus just turned 18!
    2. North Korea attacks South Korea.

    Which one will get more attention? I think we both know. Just don’t tell my heart, my achey breaky heart. Pleace, love, and of course – God bless.

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    • November 23, 2010 17:36

      Don’t make me do a Cleve Pinnix joke, don’t make me!
      Or a Paul Malmberg joke, or or or…well you know.

      Mylee Ray is 18? You know this means less clothing, less talent and more sexy, no? Of course once you get passed the whole she’s a child thing…I keep seeing and hearing her dad, which is only wrong in Wenatchee.

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