The Best Progressive Ad of the Day…

Goes to…Republican Lisa Murkowski!!

This winning progressive ad of the day just proves my point, that Christine O’ Donnell has put out for Todd Palin, ‘witch’ of course makes her…just like us.

O’ Donnell bumping nasties with Palin the lesser, also validates in my mind anyway, that we will be hunting down every al Qaeda operative from here to everywhere for the next 72 years.

This latest chapter in the never-ending war on terror, can be directly attributed to the fact that the evil doers used UPS and FedEx to ship their bombs, instead of DHL.  When we add to the lack of a DHL shipping connection, to the fact that we hate places that start with the letter ‘Y’…well, sorry Yemen you’re screwn. 

All of this will lead to some Homeland approved hack, writing yet another op-ed piece that will probably ask the CIA’s made up question: “Why is Julian Assange Still Alive?”

Oh look…Jonah Goldberg just made me a fucking genius…futuristic soothsayer!

Hey here’s an idea!  If the Koch brothers pay me 98 million dollars, I’ll fight Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Sarah Palin and Jonah Goldberg…for the Intercontinental Belt and a chance to watch Christine rub one out for the Homeland.