Last Temptation of BP-ObomberHitler

Image and words by Mr. Fish

The oil geyser of freedom has been halted, due to the inability of the citizenry of the Homeland to pay attention.  Keep a Vigilant eye open for a new “earth friendly” distraction, coming any day now, that will help distract our attention away from the empire expansion program via the Pentagon, Boeing, Raytheon and Dances With the Stars!

Meanwhile, death by suicide in your U.S. Army is at record highs…because the fat patriots in Alaska, are really busy parading through the streets with their assault rifles over their shoulders, their dicks guns in their hands and their children at their sides….instead of fighting for the empire in Vietghanistan.

Death and miseries are acceptable when they occur in far away lands like Rwanda, Haiti or Detroit.  When shit gets uncomfy for more than 100 white patriots of the homeland…shit hits the fan.

When the excrement starts flying, you will hear tales of Teabanger billboards appearing, comparing Obama to Hitler and Lenin, when in fact, Obama is just the better BushReaganator.  Cops will begin the random practice of kicking down doors and killing humans due to a skin pigmentation issue, AND…BP executives and her financial backers will sell BP stock just before the killing of the Illegal Gulf of Mexico begins.

Watch for it!

Wow, either shit is getting uncomfortable for some folks or the Homeland is planning on releasing some more Army Anthrax…because a few of you are beginning to figure things out.

“But Vigilant, what are we the concerned few to do?”  Well, at this late date, the best advise I can offer is to stock up on plastic sheeting, duct tape and perhaps we should just Wang Chung tonight?

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