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It’s Rick Steves Fault

July 15, 2010

Today the world! Tomorrow Florida!

Things just not making any sense these days?  Does up seem like down for you, yet down is still down?   Do the wars against the CIA’s dead Saddam seem to be dragging on a bit long for you?  Can’t get more than 6 progressive Democrats to march around a few blocks to protest Obama the better Bush?  Do the Socialist stop lights and their revenue enhancing, red light runner catching cameras stick in your craw?

Blame Rick Steves.  What other reasonable explanation can there be?

Since Rick went to Iran, the Homeland…nay, the world!, has gone to shit.

We’ve been reduced to kidnapping nuclear scientists of the Iranian Strain, so that we may learn what type of rocks are used to stone their adulterous women to death.  Apparently, Deuteronomy 22:13-21 agrees!

What gives Rick?


I mean come on?  Whats next?  A busy Vatican covering up it’s child prostitution ring can also find the time to give abused kids Vatican cancer!?  Maybe Bristol Palin and Levi will get back together like Joanie and Chachi…much to the Fonz’s dismay?  As if.

I think it is entirely possible that Rick is an agent of our super secret forces of the dark side.  If attacking Iran ever get’s put back on the table…you’ll know I’m right.

Oh snap!

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  1. jjrad permalink
    July 16, 2010 07:52

    Well finally, you are starting to make sense. Rick is clearly an agent of evil and my hope is we can form yet another Federal agency to counter his evilness. Perhaps the AGENCY to STOP STEVE. Yes, that is ASS for short.


    • lens1 permalink*
      July 16, 2010 10:07

      I used to give The “Edmonds Juggernaut” that is Rick, the benefit of my doubt. No longer!!

      Besides, we certainly could stand another FED agency to protect us from budget minded travelers like Rick. Perhaps Boeing and Norm Dicks could fight side by side for the 10 billion dollar ‘Watch out for Rick Steves Contract?’


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