Rangel of the Dangle
WikiLeaks is set to attack the Homeland again, because we the citizenry are busy fighting Mexican drug lords and searching for real Sarah Palin porn.
In reality, the Homeland is full of tattooed couch warriors who fear rodents, spiders and multilingual women who stand over 5’7″. When China actually invades and occupies us, we will rollover like Jack Twist in a tent.
The small percentage of those actually engaged in fighting Obama’s Bush wars, are pretty fed up with you flag draped couch patriots…so we get WikiLeaks and Homeland raping agencies of false protectionism.
The wars on us include the well known battles against marijuana, nude beaches and seat belt scofflaws. Logically, this has led us to the battles against farmers who hate chemicals and bloggers who use words.
And not a moment too soon, because I’ve got some breaking news for you!…Starting Monday, the Pentagon is working with Rep. Charles Rangel to restart the draft and they’re reportedly starting with tattooed couch warriors in California, Texas and Arizona, who fear multilingual tall women, rodents and those whose names begin with the letter…