The Sabbath was so Yesterday

July 11, 2010

Depending on who you listen to most often, Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise, there’s a good chance that you believe Sunday is the Sabbath and that Saturday is the work of the Devil and or Socialism.

Sunday is actually the Lords Day, generally known as the day that we try to torture, rape and murder a tad bit less.

Saturday and the rest of the days are based on the Wicca calendar of seasons, which of course drives the Christians, Mormons, ‘Muslins‘ and Corporatists…absolutely nuts.

Mystery solved, if you ask me.

So today on this the false Sabbath, let us remember those who have helped us torture the brown-skinned evil doers to death. Nations who abhor and outlaw torture like the United Kingdom, Germany and France, have been a tremendous help to the Homeland.

Thanks for the help torture assistants!

I see London I see France?

Sure, torture is only torture when Wall Street fears it may have to pay for it’s crimes…but that’s none of your concern.

Your concern should be directed towards Mexicans. Mexicans and liberals. Liberals, Mexicans and Socialistic libraries, water and sewer ought to concern you.

Marijuana!

Mexicans, marijuana, libraries, liberals and taxing the rich is of concern. Rich people trickle their excrement down to you, the little people…so ignore any calls to tax the rich any further. Instead, you should tax soda, beer and your property that was just foreclosed on…not the rich.

Are you concerned yet? Good. Now go repent and do not, I repeat DO NOT, leave your children unattended for more than 3 minutes at Sunday school. They’ll thank you later.
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