Iran to Your Twinkie?

Twinkie Wrapped in a Bacon Jihad

Both we are told, are bad for us.  How many patriots do you recall seeing on your teevee, that called for the invasion, occupation and torture of Hostess Brand Snack Cakes?

Besides Sarah Palin?

Exactly…

Iran has been next up on our great big list of places to invade and occupy, for quite some time now.  The Twinkie, and foods like it, have never been targeted by our glorious Homeland.  In fact, they’re protected.

Diabetes, heart disease, self-induced death by gunshot and diet soda, kill more Americans than Monsanto ever dreamed possible!  And Monsanto can dream big wet dreams full of death and prosperity.  Ask anyone who suffered Monsanto’s Agent Orange.  Ask a U.S. farmer who’s been prosecuted by Monsanto for saving seeds.

We’re a nation full of illiterates.  We fear anyone who appears literate.  We fear everything except, the Monsanto’s and the rest of our corporate run Homeland, who thrive on killing us, their consumer.

Mind-numbingly complex, no?

Not really, no.

Instead of educating the masses, we propagandize them.  Instead of exporting good will and organic apples, we invade, conquer and poison with wild, reckless Christian Jihad abandon.

The world and her resources are ours for the taking.  Do not even concern yourself with the coming water wars abroad, or here in the Homeland.

What’s that you say?  Vegas, Cali and Texas need the Pacific Northwest’s water?

Bring it on sheeple.  We’ve got more nukes and Homeland securing weaponry up here, than most of the pretend free world combined…

Propaganda of the Homeland is a powerful thing…si?  No?  Yahhhh.