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Level 69 Water Poisoning Alert

February 17, 2010

The water supply in the tiny town of Asotin, Washington, is so tainted with lead and fecal material, that the State of Washington has declared a state of emergency…and implemented a level 69 water poisoning alert.  There are usually only 5 levels to the state’s water poisoning alert system, so at level 69, you know the humans who drink tea in Asotin, Washington…are pretty fucking stupid.

For more on this breaking story…go here.

There are reasons for everything.  God put Chuck Norris on this earth to prove that evolution is a lie.  God put Asotin, Washington on Highway 129 and the entrance to Hells Canyon, because it seemed like the safest place to hide it at the time.

Remember my fellow peoples of the Homeland, there are a handful of angry Muslims in mud huts, somewhere “over there,” who want to hurt us because we killed their children, spouses and parents.  Then we have places like Asotin and the Lewis and Clark Tea Party Patriots, who want to hang Senator Patty Murray…

A trillion dollars spent on fake wars sure seems silly, when most of the worlds evil…lives right next door.
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  1. Ginger permalink
    February 18, 2010 14:06

    Your link now leads to Teabaggers who want to lynch Patty Murry. Also interesting, but now surprising, given their IQs, penchant for violence, and generally misogynistic habits.


    • lens1 permalink*
      February 18, 2010 16:36

      It’s supposed to link there,Tea Party, baggers and tainted water…all go hand in hand.


  2. Ginger permalink
    February 18, 2010 22:37

    Oh, well, I suppose that brand of tea bag would taint the water. Much worse than Lipton. Ewwww…..



  3. Jim permalink
    February 19, 2010 08:21

    Hmm, they must be close to breaking laws by now. I mean if someone threatened to hang me, I would resolve that problem immediately.
    Tea Klux Klan, yea whatever lets see if your bite matches your bark.


    • lens1 permalink*
      February 19, 2010 08:33

      You’d think our bored Border Patrol here in Washington State, would be all over these criminals.

      But the Tea Klux Klan just don’t resemble my friends from south of the border…and threatening a U.S. Senator with death, means little these days.

      The good news? I will be stealing your Tea Klux Klan reference!

      Thanks Jim.


      • Jim permalink
        February 22, 2010 16:09

        Actually I got the “Tea Klux Klan” reference from Olberman.


        • lens1 permalink*
          February 22, 2010 21:22

          Olberman!! the elite liberal media!!
          Or was that liberal elite media?
          Media liberal?

          I need to catch up on some of his shows…


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