Big Prick Waving Dick Fight

As we dive blissfully unaware and Constitution first, into the never-ending BushBama wars against mud hut dwelling brown people that hate our freedoms, our hydrogenated fats, our lack of socialized medicine and my bizarre need to butcher sentence structure and or all grammar rules known to exist in the free world…I find myself eager to assign some blame.

I blame the Ellettsville and rural north Bloomington, Indiana elementary school systems, for everything.

I would also like to blame our self-fulfilling military industrial complex prophecy of empire ending psychosis…heretofore known as a big prick waving dick fight, for anything else I’ve yet to mention.

With that said…let us ingest some wise words from our past.  The wordsmith who spoke them, was one of the original speakers of the truthiness.  A fortune-teller of epic proportions…George Carlin.

We could use a George Carlin round the Homeland about now…

Happy prick waving Monday, my fellow Homelandians!