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NewKleer Energy and Button Pushin

November 22, 2009

So they had a little radiation leak at Three Mile Island.  Again.

Diane Screnci of the NewKleer Nuclear Regulatory Commission says everything is fine.  Sure an airborne radiological alarm went off, workers were exposed to a small amount of radiation…but this kind of incident does happen once in a while.  Chill out.

Yes, yes we had a visitor today…but he didn’t touch anything that we are aware of.  Diane went on to say some words that when put in the form of a sentence, sounded like she said, “There was no impact on public health safety” and “they don’t know the origin of the contamination”.

Followed by “It’s a minor incident, everything is under control“.

Oh Jesus.

Good luck Pennsylvania.
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2 Comments
  1. Ginger permalink
    November 23, 2009 09:41

    Are you sure he didn’t touch anything?
    He kind of looks like he was touching something.
    Or maybe he was thinking of launching a missile?

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    • lens1 permalink*
      November 23, 2009 10:14

      I’m not sure he even knows what he might be thinking at any given time.

      He should be thanking his daddy, that he’s not shackled to the floor in Bagram.

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