Let Brett Favre Fix It

According to a part time shitty actor named Fred Thompson, we’ve already lost the war against the mud hut dwelling folks in Afghanistan.  Kind of like Fred and his incontinence.

Iraq?  We’re still waiting for those ungrateful people to welcome our spreading of Democracy and throw us a liberating party…Cheney/Rumsfeld style.

The spread-age of Democracy will prove even more difficult in Iran.  We can’t even keep Mexican warlords out of our schools, how in Sarah Palin’s delusional mind can we beat Iran?

Brett Favre.  That’s how.  Do not question is age, motivation or reasoning…just call him.  He will deliver.

We set up a winner takes all game of football (American Football! thank you very much) against our enemies.  We shall call it the Middle East Bowl.  Or maybe the Super Democracy Bowl…Suck on American Freedom Bowl?  We’ll figure that out.

Picture Brett and a team of his making, tearing apart the opponents Allah 4-3 defense…etc. etc.  Or just picture the Seattle Seahawks, same diff. same outcome.  We win and we win quickly.  Our objectives, contracts and pipeline routes will be accomplished in less than 2 quarters of American Football!

Thanks Brett!

Now the halftime show…Lee Greenwood and Lady Gaga?