Archive for September, 2009

An Educated Society?

Posted in activism, change, congress, economy, elections, media, News, politics, The Homeland with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by lens1

Spending a trillion dollars on war is preferable to spending a trillion dollars on healthcare.

Those who stand to profit from war, are not the E-2′s and E-3′s doing the killing for your Congresshuman.

Those who stand to profit from healthcare remaining as it has been, are indeed those very same Congresshumans and the industries they represent.

Spending a trillion dollars on war is preferable to spending a trillion dollars on education, alternative energy or even more education.

Educated people want the world to be a better place.

A happy, healthy, educated society…has very little use for those who profit from war.

A happy, healthy, educated society…has no use for those who practice torture and profit from fear.

Let it sink in.


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It Can Only Get Better

Posted in change, congress, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 30, 2009 by lens1

John Perry of the pretend news outlet Newsmax said yesterday, that what we need is a military coup to rid ourselves of President Obama and his black family.

A young black woman was found burning in a street in Arkansas.  She was not black because of the flames.

Michele Bachmann still fears Census workers like Bill Sparkman, who was found strung up, duct taped and dead in Kentucky.

A Pennsylvania judge has decided that a former cop who enjoys putting his penis in the mouths of baby cows, did not really violate said baby cows, because they may have been puzzled by the officers penis in their mouths.  The officer and his penis will not face
bestiality charges.

Marijuana is evil, Democrats want you to have the best healthcare available and remember…Iran has bad brown people too.  Just like Iraq, Afghanistan and anywhere else brown people dwell.

As they say in Hardin, Montana…relax, go with the flow…because it can only get better.
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Our Pain is Self Chosen

Posted in artist, change, music, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by lens1

At least, so the prophet says.  I could either burn, or cut off my pride and buy some time… A head full of lies is the weight, tied to my waist

The River of Deceit flows down

Words by Layne Staley to end your Tuesday by…feel free to apply them to any situation you see fit.


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Harder To Pass Than a Kidney Stone

Posted in change, congress, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by lens1

More frightening than the swine flu, torture investigations or a Chuck Norris tea stained flag…it’s the PUBLIC OPTION!!

This message was paid for by the Democratic majority party.


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Three Cheers for Customs and Border Protection Types!

Posted in activism, change, congress, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by lens1

You’ve finally found my photography!!!

You could have just had your videographer in Port Angeles send me another email, or just asked.  Norm knows who I am, as do the DOJ, WSP, USAF, WWF, WWE, UAW, OPP, ODP, PDN, pick a Fusion Center, bars from here to the Gulf Coast and even a couple a Gypsy Jokers know the Lens.

Sweet Jesus fellas, if it has taken you this long to break my super secret code…well, I think you know what I’m sayin.

Come on tell the truth!  Since you can’t do citizen testing checkpoints anymore, and as we all know, there are no more Mexicans or Peninsula terrorists to hunt for…what else are you gonna do.  Right?

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Dong Feng Phooey

Posted in activism, change, congress, economy, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 29, 2009 by lens1

This would be the latest threat from China, according to the U.S. Navy Institute.  The Dong Feng is a Chinese designed, built and deployed ballistic missile, capable of destroying one of our ever increasingly relevant aircraft carriers.

I call bullshit.

The biggest threat from China are these people.  Scroll through the photos…blame Walmart, your Congresshuman and this guy for our “Chinese problems.”
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Crazy Palin Amber Ale

Posted in News, Events, politics, journalism, The Homeland, media, change, processed cheese intellect with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by lens1

Sarah Palin has announced the name of her soon to be released book, Going Rogue.

After I stopped laughing, I too wondered if I could get a six figure payday for a book of half truths and puzzling Palin stories of
no substance.

In related beer news…Rogue Ales of Newport, Oregon has yet to decide if they will sue the shit out of Sarah’s publisher, or just exploit Going Rogue for every ounce of beer selling goodness that they can.

Crazy Palin Amber Ale!!  You’re welcome Rogue Ales!!

By the way, I wear x-large t-shirts and will drink any of the fantastic beer you happen to send my way.
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Truth to Power = Glenn Beck + Obama Death Threats

Posted in activism, change, journalism, media, News, politics, processed cheese intellect, seattle, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2009 by lens1

Perfectly normal thought process here in The Homeland.  Glenn Beck is the second coming of Sarah Palin, while President Obama is the evil black man, born in Kenya who is determined to exterminate whitey.

For more on Glenn Beck, Fox News and Sarah Palin, go to this poll while it still exists.  Then go watch the rest of the Today Show with Matt Lauer, Al, Meredith, Ann and stuff!

*Well that was fast.  Said poll is gone…go here to read
about it instead.*

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Two Important Facts Obtained From the Glenn Beck Festival of Festivness

Posted in change, Events, journalism, media, News, Northwest Politics, politics, processed cheese intellect, The Homeland, Washington State with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 27, 2009 by lens1

  1. Flag sales in Skagit County tripled in the last four days.
  2. Skagit Valley Herald reporters ask funny questions.  Reporter to me, big guy with cameras, “why are you here?”

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