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Crazy Palin Amber Ale

September 28, 2009

Sarah Palin has announced the name of her soon to be released book, Going Rogue.

After I stopped laughing, I too wondered if I could get a six figure payday for a book of half truths and puzzling Palin stories of no substance.

In related beer news…Rogue Ales of Newport, Oregon has yet to decide if they will sue the shit out of Sarah’s publisher, or just exploit Going Rogue for every ounce of beer selling goodness that they can.

Crazy Palin Amber Ale!!  You’re welcome Rogue Ales!!

By the way, I wear x-large t-shirts and will drink any of the fantastic beer you happen to send
my way.

6 Comments
  1. barman permalink
    September 29, 2009 07:56

    As a beer judge and card carrying member of Rogue Nation, I offer the following review of the beer I’d brew for her:

    This brew has a pretty flashy start, but no finish. Malts: an unsophisticated and uninteresting profile, needlessly assertive and acidic. No sweetness at all. Overall, generally tasteless and unsatisfying, a profound lack of depth for the style.

    Like most pointguards: No hops.

    I regret this brew ever got out of the brewhouse.

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    • lens1 permalink*
      September 29, 2009 08:23

      Spot on as per usual barman.

      Are you sure you didn’t brew up some Hamm’s or Animal beer? Angry, watered down, overpriced, people will buy it by the case load and as the seasons change…so will the pictures on the can.

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  2. September 29, 2009 09:35

    Hysterical!

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    • lens1 permalink*
      September 29, 2009 09:48

      I’ll be passing along your craftbrew craftiness to all my
      subversivey/Marxismey friends, plus two Blue Dog Democrats for good measure.

      They drink nothing but good beer!!

      Thanks for stopping by Christine…

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