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Tom Cruise Was Right!

Posted in activism, congress, hope, News, Northwest Politics, politics, The Homeland, Washington State with tags Abu Ghraib, Bagram, DOJ, Fairchild AFB, JPRA, Karen Dorn Steele, Katherine Eban, mitchell jessen associates, Randall W. Spivey, Red Cross, Richard Shiffrin, Roger L. Aldrich, SERE, spokane, torture on April 30, 2009 by lens1

Spokane Torture Training HQ

Psychologists are nuts. Lets examine the two idiots that represent the psycho portion of psychology.

Their names, James Mitchell and Bruce Jessen of Mitchell Jessen Associates. Their game, teaching interrogators how to torture brown people for the CIA and the Bush Administration. Where is this torture teaching firm located? In Spokane, Washington on the second and top floors of the old Legion building. Next time you find yourself at the corner of Washington and Riverside, look up and say hi.

For the 7 or 8 people in Spokane who have been paying attention, this is nothing new. This story broke two years ago and Sens. Levin and McCain, also know a bit about it. Now with a few folks considering some sort of “investigation” into the crimes of the Bush/Cheney years, psycho cowards Mitchell/Jessen, their employees and their torture teaching firm, are being looked at again. I predict someone in Spokane is going to start talking. Soon.

For those of you interested, a few buzz words to keep in mind. Fairchild Air Force Base, the Survival School, SERE, Republicans, GITMO, JPRA, DOD, Abu Ghraib, Randall W. Spivey, Roger L. Aldrich, Richard Shiffrin, Bagram and what do ya wanna bet that George Nethercutt’s name pops up as well?

Now go thank Tom Cruise and his Scientology cult for speaking truth to psychos, and do not ever, ever, question Mr Cruise again.

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Don’t Fear the Reaper

Posted in activism, congress, economy, hope, News, politics, The Homeland with tags corporate Iraq, fear, Homeland Security, House of Representatives, Iraq, John Boehner, John Conyers, Obama, republicans, stupid on April 30, 2009 by lens1

Or in this case, Representative John Boehner. Little Johnny boner boy, is doing his best to scare the living shit out of his racist constituents that elected him.

Say Homeland Security, when you’re done screwing with the produce pickers (Mexican warlord drug pushers) why not try protecting the homeland from the Republican Party?

Boehner, torture, 9/11, The Bush Depression, the corporate takeover of Iraq, thousands of dead humans at the feet of criminals like John Boehner…what exactly are you guys at Homeland waiting for? John Conyers?

Check out Boehner’s video at his YouTube channel, before it vanishes. Then go arrest his ass and ask him why he hates America so much.

Then, I’ll feel safer.

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Georgia On My Mind

Posted in elections, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Creationist Party, examiner, FEMA camp fodder, Georgia, Homeland Security, Horses Ass, insane, mules, Neal Horsley, vote for Neal on April 29, 2009 by lens1

Think things couldn’t get any worse for the end of timers, secessionists or the ‘Obama FEMA Camp fodder humans,’ who inhabit the far right of the political spectrum?

Let me introduce you to Neal Horsley, the Georgia Creationist Party candidate for governor. He makes the ordinary tea bagger, seem like someone you’d invite in for tea. Or bagging.

You see, in addition to Neal’s “interesting” outlook on life, politics and religion…Neal is an admitted mule fucker. Which also makes him a regular troll commenter at the Horses Ass.

Make of that, what you will…

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Conyers Drags Nadler into Swirling Vortex of No Action

Posted in activism, congress, Events, hope, impeachment, News, politics, The Homeland with tags democrats, impeach bush, inaction, Jerrold Nadler, John Conyers, Raw Story, rove, special prosecutor, stern letter, torture on April 28, 2009 by lens1

Nadler and Fonda sans Letter of Inaction

In yet another unprecedented letter writing campaign, Rep. John Conyers has written a sternly voiced letter insinuating, that he just might start impeachment proceedings against President Bush. Maybe.

To show that he means business this time, he had Rep. Jerrold Nadler sign it. Evidently, if Rep. Conyers finds out about just one more Bush wrong doing…man there’s gonna be trouble. And more letters.

Fortunately before signing Conyers letter of sternly worded inaction, some staffer on Nadler’s team caught the impeachment reference and changed it to calling for a Special Prosecutor.

Give that staffer a raise Jerrold!

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Reality Sucks Ass

Posted in activism, congress, hope, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Arlen Specter, democrats, Energy Solutions Group, Fox News, Jack Bauer, Michele Bachmann, republicans, torture, war crimes on April 28, 2009 by lens1

Republicans are facing a ticking time bomb scenario of Agent Jack Bauer proportions. Nothing they do seems to work. Fox News has just about buried them, there are not enough evil doers left to torture, Senator Specter is gone and you can bet, as the war crimes tribunals approach…more Republicans will be jumping ship.

So what’s a party to do once it’s lost it’s fucking mind? I’d bet on them turning up the rhetoric to 11, followed by a change in party leadership from Rush to Chuck Norris, throw in a few stupid announcements, such as placing Michele Bachmann on the House GOP “Energy Solutions” Group and voila! Can you say self fulfilling prophecy?

I would be a dirty liar of a politician, if I did not bring things back down to reality just a bit. Sure it’s great fun to screw with the retards that make up the Republican Party. But as Glenn Greenwald reminds us all, Senator Specter is no liberal minded hair farmer. He’s just trying to save his political ass come next election cycle. And let us not forget, Congress is inhabited by a shit load of complicit Democrats, who also latched on to Dick Cheney’s limp dick, as he led us down the path of ruin that we currently find ourselves strolling on today.

Reality does suck ass. But for now, go ahead and laugh at the Republicans and hey, while we’re at it, let’s turn that rhetoric up to 11!

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Bye Bye Republicans

Posted in congress, elections, Events, hope, impeachment, media, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Arlen Specter, bush, change, DC, democrats, Fox News, republicans on April 28, 2009 by lens1

flipoff

The end is indeed near. Republican Senator Arlen Specter is changing parties and will become a Democrat as of like, right now.

Thank Fox News and the Republican Party for one of the stupidest performances in human history. Think Palin, Joe the not really a Plumber, racism, Bush and murder, WMD’s, torture, healthcare, etc. etc. etc.

Go here for more.

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Iowa Hit by Gay Tornado

Posted in activism, media, News, politics, The Homeland with tags chuck norris, Gay, gay marriage, gay tornado, Iowa, ironic, Passport Magazine, prostate exam, warm hands on April 27, 2009 by lens1

A tornado of questionable orientation, slammed into an Iowa campground on Sunday, destroying five trailers and leaving three copies of Passport Magazine in it’s wake. Heterosexual campers were able to escape injury by seeking shelter in a bathhouse. Damage to the immediate area was reported as, ironic.

In somewhat related news, Pastor Eric Schumacher of the Northbrook Baptist Church saw this disaster coming from a mile away. Pastor Schumacher has been busy preparing for this coming disaster of gayness, by stocking up his anti-gay marriage pantry with anti-gay items like garlic, two worn copies of Black Belt Patriotism and several pairs of knee-high black socks.

In news that might make Pastor Schumacher happy, or not, it turns out that most men over 50 may not need that annual prostate exam after all. Go here to probe further.

I love Iowa.

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WTO by any other name

Posted in activism, economy, Events, News, politics, The Homeland with tags battle in DC, capitalism, DC, IMF, protest, World Bank on April 25, 2009 by lens1

Call it IMF and you’ve got the battle in DC?

I know, the International Monetary Fund with the World Bank thrown in for fun, does not equal the mighty World Trade Organization. DC is certainly no Seattle, but we sure as hell are surrounded by the acronyms of fascism as of late.

Good on you active folks in the DC streets just the same.

Now insert your own acronym of a favorite world-fucking agency or organization, right here! We can argue about initialisms vs acronyms, some other time.

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Pink. It’s like red but not quite

Posted in congress, Events, hope, News, politics, The Homeland with tags Aerosmith, Bill Clinton, bush, Canada, Cheney, dumpster diving, Nixon, Obama, Saanich, sex, stupid on April 24, 2009 by lens1

Nixon left the building for far less than what we already know Cheney did. Clinton? Half impeached for leaving his Presidential seed on a blue dress. Bush, his entire cabinet and the weekend White House dishwasher? Raped, pillaged, tortured and murdered their way through the Middle East and your 401k and left some dried egg on a plate. Yet these fucks still walk the streets.

Oh those wacky politicians.

But hey, America and our little problems, pale in comparison to these two Canadians. They have invented a new, somewhat disgusting twist, to dumpster diving. Go here, enjoy.