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Telegenically Alive

July 22, 2014

worshiping another beautiful sunset of the free,
my local Fusion Center, the Blanie Sector
and me

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Fascists don’t fear Daylight

July 21, 2014

now we don’t have any Ramones…

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Bush II, III and IV

July 20, 2014

bush II is painting in texas
bush III is painting in texas
bush IV will paint in texas
be gone bush
be gone

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Introducing the iType84

July 19, 2014

the iType84
is the latest in advanced development
an obscure NASA accountant once described the iType84 as “relevant”
also, you can’t watch Iggy Azalea on it

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The AUMF is as recent as you Think

July 19, 2014


sitting in my Kirkland Brand underwear
sipping some Kirkland Brand Colombian roast
eating my Kirkland Brand toast that is
covered in Kirkland Brand butter
that lies just beneath delicious Kirkland Brand jam
and thinking about the mindless rubes…
sitting in their Wal-Mart Brand underwear
sipping some Folgers Brand swill
eating some Wonder Bread toast that is
covered in fake-fat brand margarine
that lies just beneath delicious Smuckers Brand high-fructose
thinking about the smug rubes…
eating their Kirkland Brand toast

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Dream Average

July 17, 2014

in my dystopia…
all flat surfaces will be covered
in some sort of affordable alien technology
that enables us to make power from the sun

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Love reQUITed

July 17, 2014


i took you for granted,
even less than you take me
seriously.

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