I Channeled Brad Pitt’s Process Today

and if boredom could be measured by the board foot
then a meter would be like 3 feet
man
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Austerity of the Free
Dream of the Shopping Dead
From Rain to Insane to Truth Again

Eddie Rabbitt once sang: Well the midnight headlight find you on a rainy night / steep grade up ahead slow me down makin no time…
Former term limit supporting Rep. George Nethercutt before he was a 5 term congressman who then ran for the Senate, lost, and then became a lobbyist. And — that’s pretty much it.
“Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up like Newt Gingrich wants to do,” – Pat Robertson
Can’t waste a day when the night brings a hearse
Make a move and plead the fifth ’cause ya can’t plead the first
Can’t waste a day when the night brings a hearse
So now I’m rollin’ down Rodeo wit a shotgun
These people ain’t seen a brown skin man
Since their grandparents bought one
- Zack de la Rocha
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Hypothetically Journalism

friday traffic in seattle.
I-5 is gridlocked
I-90′s stalled
SR 522 is stoopid
99 is stupider still
the 520 bridge is dead and bloated
but its corpse floats quite well
the I-405 is crawling
the viaduct crumbles as its falling
why not take the 203 to the 202?
because Twin Peaks was real
and there’s got to be a reason
why
we can’t afford schools or their cancer-filled lunches
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