“Yes, yes. This piece definitely smacks of the postmodern idea of rampant unionization amongst the workers that today’s fast-food ‘types’ have caught wind of. I mean come on, really? These people would have us all knowing too much about Iraq…which would most certainly lead to the sudden cancellation of Honey Boo Boo.” – Free Wine Drinkers Manifesto
nar·cis·sis·tic en·ti·tled home·lan·dian
närsəˈsistik/ inˈtīdld,enˈtīdld/ hom’ landīen
excessive interest in ones’ artistic ability to paint crap all over nature in national parks run amok on instagram…because you can be whatever you want, to anything you desire and paint it wherever you goddamn well feel like it.