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Lt. Dan’s life hacks

January 22, 2015

life is like a blank screen
you never know what you’re going to see
until you remember that you chose what got projected on it

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On a mission from Jeh

January 21, 2015

out near the furthest reaches from anywhere
the remnants of a presence haunts me
emptiness fills today—tomorrow will be stuck here like yesterday
nothing. nothing. nothing.
until the border patrol drives by

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Response to the responses to the lack of any response

January 21, 2015

peace is war
slavery is freedom
strength is ignorance
10 dollars per hour is a gift
the next bowl is super
reverse that, strike it

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Meow

January 20, 2015

the scene after being told of the greatest football game of all human time

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Psychoanalytic Maverick Theory

January 17, 2015

i artid and artid and artid
until they took my id away

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A bigger flatter TeeVee can only help

January 17, 2015

patterns are hard to spot
the welfare rancher, the banker, the doctor, the Lockheed, the farmer
patterns are hard to spot

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Unconscious objector

January 16, 2015

i’ll object to never-ending war
when Lockheed Martin becomes the Walmart fairy of peace and job creation

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