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February Spring

February 8, 2015


the flying insects are out
so there are only about 45 weeks left in your holiday shopping season

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Paul’s Restaurant

February 7, 2015

sometimes i feel
like calling you back in 1982
but i’m still without a quarter
so
sometimes i feel

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Deciphering Empire is Easier than Seattle Thinks

February 6, 2015

U District, Seattle

may the smoke from allah’s teachings
blow up the ass of your personal jesus
until Tom Cruise apologizes for days of thunder

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All Apologies: Brian Williams Edition

February 6, 2015

Iraq antiwar protest

a news-pusher’s apology
the closest Iraq will ever get to one

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Impeach the Cheerleader Save the World

February 5, 2015

piss the wrong people off
and you won’t get invited for mojitos anymore

piss the right people off
and you may find yourself blogging about mojitos

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Hanford Vaccination

February 5, 2015

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Art Walk with Feeling

February 4, 2015

the offspring of trees
manufactured into morbid fences
that remind

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