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Trapped but well-Fed

September 11, 2015


a glass made in america
the bottom covered with a little wine, a hamburger,
some TV news, or perhaps one seahawks ticket
cover it with plastic wrap
poke a few holes in it
then never forget

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The State of Boeing

September 10, 2015

educate the fodder
bless a sneeze
everything explained in two or three lines long before you got to what sherman alexie’s selling

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Empire Weekend at Bernie’s 3

September 9, 2015

“Fun-loving salesmen Richard and Larry are invited by their boss, Bernie, to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they’ve uncovered and is arranging to have them killed. When the plan backfires and Bernie is killed instead, the buddies decide not to let a little death spoil their vacation. They pretend Bernie is still alive, leading to hijinks and corpse desecration galore.”

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Gentrify from the Block

September 8, 2015

eclectic seattle condos for the amazon set
get one while they’re hot

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shorter Winston Smith

September 6, 2015

from where could we hope to find
the besterist to lead our for-profit wars of raytheon aggression?
2 + 2 = 5

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Hung Well Less is More

September 4, 2015

“don’t tell anyone”

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Jamie Dimon

August 31, 2015

mt. denali
mt. denali
mt. plausible deniability
mt. denali
mt. denali

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