I Miss Cheney Already
Change
Sarah Palin? Seriously?
Dick Cheney has almost 300 years of experience in “nation building”, killing and running America Inc, and the best McCworse and his team of hand picked lobbyists can come up with, is Sarah?
Look, I’m no fan of the Dick, but like him…..I’m thinking something is seriously wrong with McCain. Besides his drug addicted wife, son and John’s inability to wipe his own ass.
Whats next? Joke about the Pope and go to jail?
Hell is too Good
For John McCain, Sarah Palin and the Bush Administration. I have a special comment for these people… but it comes from an angry, ugly place. So lets just watch Keith instead.
He covers it all, very well.
McCain is Done. Bring on Paul
A short list of stuff that will happen soon, accompanied by a smattering of obvious observations.
- McCain wont last much longer, big news will break soon.
- Palin will be fighting impeachment and jail time.
- Jesus will not save her.
- Ron Paul will return.
- The Bush Administration is dirty, from top to bottom.
- The GEO Group will be housing the Bush Criminals.
- The Border Patrol will switch from checkpoints for Mexicans to rounding up Republicans.
For more news, stay tuned to the only news outlets left in the Homeland.
News outlet one and news outlet two.
Hunting Brown Folks
The Border Patrol has so much money, time and agents, they can set up Mexican Checkpoints anywhere they like. Just as long as they are within 100 miles of the border (as a Mexican crow flies).
The bored Mexican hunters set up shop again yesterday, just west of the Hood Canal Bridge. They stopped all traffic for five hours, looking for Mexicans. They found two.
Next month look for La Migra to be setting up Mexican Checkpoints near the Makah, Klallam, Quileute and Lummi Nations. Oh they’ll pretend to be looking for Mexicans, but once they run out of them…whats a fascist agency to do? Teach their agents to speak Farsi?
Please. That’s not what any of this is really about…now is it.
Collaborator McCain Polls Well
Big media says McCain leads in two new polls of registered humans, who plan on voting for McCain. In breaking news, Obama leads by a huge margin in five other polls of humans, who plan on voting for….Obama.
In news not related to useless polls, no media outlet has asked Collaborator McCain why he hates Veterans and POW’s.
Are you a bored journalist out there on the Lying to America Straight Talk Campaign? Want to liven things up a bit? Are you able to ask questions of his eminence? Just say these words, Truth Bill, The McCain Act and the Missing Service Personnel Act.
Or sit back and wait for the Enquirer do it for you.
Sex Education..Sarah Palin Style!
I found the Sarah Palin sex ed video! Enjoy her teachings, before she gets impeached in Alaska….
The Battle for Forks
In a stunning rebuke of the Border Patrol and the Department of the Glorious Homeland, The Washington State Patrol started what can only be described as a mini “border skirmish.”
Some background for those of you out of the loop, go here.
The State Patrol sent it’s tiny and often ridiculed, Commercial Vehicle Division out to Forks, to show the Fed’s how to get shit done. Armed with only two retired secretaries, a latte stand with a topless barista used as bait, one Park Ranger from Bogachiel and 17 illegal immigrants dressed as Pancho Villa… What? You didn’t know the WSP had a sense of humor?
The result? 31 traffic infractions, 11 semi’s taken out of service for brakes, loads, height, tires, drivers with revoked CDL’s, expired medical cards and one felony hit. Terrorists did not make an appearance. Evidently, they were all in Minneapolis/St Paul.
When contacted for comment, Troopers and CVEO’s had this to say about the Border Patrol and their tactics, “go back to the border, you trunk checking racial profilers” and “take your stupid green and white vehicles with you.”
Now that’s what I’m talkin about.
