The End Begins Here
Feast your eyes upon the evidence. Is it the sewer rapture?
Federalist Society Wet Dream
That is all patriots.
Clean yourselves up and go to bed.
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Launch
In a move sure to draw international condemnation, sanctions and a final push of the Doomsday Clock to 8 minutes after midnight, we went and launched said ICBM 4200 miles into the Pacific.
That means in a North Koreaish direction in Air Force speak.
Air Force and National Nuclear Security Administration officials were pleased with the successful mission. Sources close to the project had no other official comments.
However, one ambitious Lt. Col. who wished to remain anonymous, did have this to say, ” Our successful mission was a warning. Keep fucking with us and a glorious fireball of democracy and freedom will lay waste to those nations who stand in our way. Those who defy us, will be vaporized and your barren lands will be used as
our toilet of destiny.”
Okay…thank you Lt. Col.
2 + 2 = Karl Rove ÷ John Conyers
How do you explain ignored subpoenas, the continued funding of old and exciting new wars and the ability of criminals named Rove, Bush, Cheney and Wurzelbacher, to still walk amongst you citizens?
Mrs. John Conyers seems a good bet. She’s now looking
at 5 years in prison.
Remember all of those fired federal prosecutors like Seattle’s John McKay? Probably not. But watch the video anyway. People like Karl Rove are quite confident, that there is no end to our short term memories. He is in fact, spot on.
Buzzwords
Your buzzwords for today do not include Michael Jackson, North Korea or a Republican Governor’s nasty sex, South American style.
Your mission, should you choose to care, investigate the following buzzwords on your own.
Cyber Command, Robert Gates, NSA, Homeland Security, NSA, Defense Department, militarization, Fort Meade, Lt. General Keith B. Alexander-4 stars!, Boeing, NSA, Raytheon, Lockheed, Northrop Grumman and LeBron James.
I’m willing to bet whats left of your 401k, that Homeland Security is not amused with this intrusion on their territory…and Shaq will not win a title with the Cavs.
The RIP Post
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Rich Folk Need Windows Too
Rep. Jim McDermott! Seattle’s exclusive Rainier Club! It needs new windows! Earmarks! Voting for more war!
Business as per usual…
Seattle Weekly has a nice little write-up about McDermott and his rich windows, right here.
Before I forget, some feel good music for Jim and his cheap ass friends.
