“Maybe The Putin Ate Your Baby”
Judith Miller didn’t have any secret bioweapons labs.
She didn’t have any nuclear weapons,
And she wasn’t going to buy three of them from Amazon.
Judith couldn’t attack us like that —
And neither could Iraq.
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Open Letter to Open Letters
dear president-elect trump
i wouldn’t blame Fukushima for your uglier son
though maybe take a closer look at Hanford or Indian Point
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The Water in Flint
healthcare isn’t free because ignoring EIGHT YEARS of a peace prize president who bombs Africa, Yemen and everywhere Raytheon engineers never hoped to forward before…until North Dakota was located just next door to thanksgiving
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Steaming Trump of Bezos Farmer’s Cup
I once got revenge on Seattle
By ordering the wrong item on Amazon from Spokane
Twice
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The Silence of the 401(k)
Abstract Exceptionalism
i voted at Yemen
i voted at Iraq
i forgot about Afghanistan
then i waited for journalists to inform me about fukushima and all we got was steve bannon
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The Vigilant Lens 
Journalosting: Oh Now They’re Mad Edition
outraged liberal sources
raging against our same old trumps
just handed them Somalia the day before Kill List Tuesday
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