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World War Drool

March 13, 2017


one meltdown, two meltdowns, three meltdowns
might as well watch Tin Cup again.

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There-Ⓐ-Flew Over the Carnage

March 8, 2017

She’s on a boat to another place.
Here we are bickering and bombing –
staying out of our minds.

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Normalization is Resistance

March 1, 2017

cau·sal·i·ty

/kôˈzalədē/
noun
noun: causality

1.the relationship between cause and effect.
2.the principle that everything has a cause.

Origin: early 20th century: from Muricán causewha or medieval Muricán causewhat, from Latin
vos causa ‘cause you.’

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Blinded by Transparency

February 24, 2017

I can see abstractly—
they just won’t measure it right.

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50 Ways to Vote Left-Handed

February 21, 2017


a day ahead and roughly many portlands later
nothing same to change
except maybe for our age at life during conception

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WVLPT Digital Pirated Radio

February 11, 2017

Evening humans. The peninsula is woke and broke as per usual–though the doctors and wineries do seem to be multiplying. I hear that Tom’s off-menu soup is doing really great visual work on Facebook. Great work Tom, see you Tuesday.

Weather to the wise is pretty much the same as usual. Don’t tell the visitors.

War, it seems, is doing even better than before whenever it hasn’t. War has always paid someone well, it just never ends all the same. From the feels of the comments in the weekly digital rag…folks are stirred up for the first time in almost 8 years about things that have been going on for more than 16.  No mention of the expensive forever-wars, it just never ends all the same.  I think it was Whitney Houston who said: “I love to sing, but it’s just not fun anymore.” Oohrah Whitney, oohrah.

In news of business; a few have closed, beer does well, trinkets for tourists abound and the mill is still here for almost as long as the mill in Camas. Don’t tell the visitors.

That about wraps it up, locals. Learn to use those roundabouts correctly…cause’ you know there’s a third one on the way right? Rock on/be vigilant and yield to the moving vehicle in the circle to the left, unless your circling right, or just don’t give a shit. Don’t tell the visitors.

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So Your Parents Listened to Mötley Crüe

February 5, 2017

There are only so many empty kombucha jars that can be filled in the shade of not caring where all the money actually goes.

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