Mellencamp 2.0

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d open a coffee shop
in a small town
that has more than 12 of them
if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d rage against all my published books
selling on Amazon
while sipping my coffee in a small town
that is already filled with them
if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d start as many wars as i could
because the small towns
are full of them
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It’s a McDreamy World
Section Legend
Business Plan

My old business plan…required that untold numbers of fed-up American workers needed to be in the streets, petitioning the government for a redress of grievances so that I could photograph them.
My new business plan…requires union-free bitter coffee to be served in a paper cup with the message “Come Together” scribbled on it, because Howard Schultz has a lame sense of humor.
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A Pair
Waiting On a Sign

Go this way
I love you so much, I’d take my last 3 dollars…and buy you a 60 dollar Wii game
life would be easier
if it came with a manual
some directions
or a sign
just point me in the right direction
and i’d go there
show me the way
and i’ll drive there
give me a hint!
some instruction
a clue perhaps?
i work hard
i play hard
and i spend hard
how?
where?
what the hell do you want?
when will i know
who’s gonna say
i can’t help you
if you don’t
show me
the way
damn!
life would be easier
if it came with a manual
some directions
or a sign
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