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Mellencamp 2.0

January 4, 2013

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d open a coffee shop
in a small town
that has more than 12 of  them

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d rage against all my published books
selling on Amazon
while sipping my coffee in a small town
that is already filled with them

if i were middle class like a Romney
i’d start as many wars as i could
because the small towns
are full of them

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It’s a McDreamy World

January 4, 2013

A primal punch from a peaceful man can’t teach a primeval man to think.

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Section Legend

January 3, 2013


as the legend goes
right after the horn section
comes the section that hands out free beer and 5-dollar bills
thus explaining
how legends go

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Business Plan

January 3, 2013

My old business plan…required that untold numbers of fed-up American workers needed to be in the streets, petitioning the government for a redress of grievances so that I could photograph them.

My new business plan…requires union-free bitter coffee to be served in a paper cup with the messageCome Together” scribbled on it, because Howard Schultz has a lame sense of humor.

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A Pair

January 2, 2013

You
All washed up
And me
All out of wind

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Waiting On a Sign

January 2, 2013

Go this way

I love you so much, I’d take my last 3 dollars…and buy you a 60 dollar Wii game

life would be easier
if it came with a manual
some directions
or a sign

just point me in the right direction
and i’d go there
show me the way
and i’ll drive there
give me a hint!
some instruction
  a clue perhaps?

i work hard
i play hard
and i spend hard
how?
where?
what the hell do you want?

when will i know
who’s gonna say
i can’t help you
if you don’t
show me
the way

damn!

life would be easier
if it came with a manual
some directions
or a sign

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Blurred Windows of Opportunity

January 2, 2013

Waiting for you
Is like staring through two dirty windows
Each view filtered by
The other

Waiting for you
Is like staring through two dirty windows
Each filter viewed by
The other

Waiting for you
Is like staring through two dirty windows
Each other filtered by
The view

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