The Smoking Man
It’s Legal Because I Said So

So if Ted Nugent and I are hearing you correctly…you’re saying that it’s easier to impeach a President for using his penis, than it is to fund schools, healthcare, and or admit that tribal casinos aren’t really the trouble with salmon?
Okay.
Good.
Just checking.
***
That One Time Again

Mario Savio
once reminded our parents that
there’s a time
Sadly
that time
had passed before Mario’s reminder
just as that time
has passed
again
Strength
is measured by how you respond to fear
Fear
is measured by how long it takes us to recognize that
that time
has passed
again
Go
seahawks
***
La Vida Broka
Standing Tall at the Bottom

meanwhile at the bottom of the ditch
another successful municipal dig
the offending water main
exposed
the skilled operation of the track-hoe
unnoticed
except by those
at the bottom of the ditch
amongst the laborers
conversation turns from
football, beer, and conquests
to footwear
1/4 of the crew swears by Red Wing
another 1/4 would die with their White’s Boots on
the third 1/4 doesn’t give a shit
while the last two 1/4’s prove why
some water mains mysteriously break
the offending water main
repaired
footwear arguments subside
fill the hole
ignore the math
football, beer, and conquests
exposed
one day closer to retirement
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