Air Supply Still Sucks
here on the corner of next to nowhere else
the sun was out
and
the sky was brown
but
tinted with blue spots
which
i’m assuming must be where the oxygen
was?
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One Last Hang-Up Before The Drain
Humanity peeking over the edge
teetering on the abyss
hovering at the chasm
hung up
strung out
time wasted
providence spent
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With eyes so dilated I’ve become your pupil
Whole
when old windows are removed from their holes
they reflect upon where they’ve been
without a window
the hole is just a wall
that can’t reflect a thing
without a hole
the window has to lean upon the wall
only to reflect upon
what might have been
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War Pigs
I read the news today
The Homeland Army has yet to win any wars
But at least the Fiscal Cliff
Now has a ceiling over it
If I were a smart man
I’d just let AIG
Boeing, Gaga
Or Kelly Osbourne
Influence all of my decisions for me
I read the news today
The Homeland Army has yet to win any wars
But at least The Ceiling of Debt
Now has a Fiscal Cliff
Just below it
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Masquerading With Transnational Abandon
The Biebs Rules Nothing
You’d Think Sidewalk Otter Would be More Exciting
Today I watched an otter walk down the sidewalk in front of the American Legion.
Fortunately, I carry a device with me that measures the out of the ordinary occurrences I sometimes encounter on sidewalks. It measures these out of the ordinary occurrences from a lowly why bother measuring it 1…to a holy shit that did not just happen! 173.
This particular sidewalk otter sighting came in at a very disappointing 2.
Sidewalk otters.
Pfft.
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The Vigilant Lens 