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Late Night Made Up Words Typed Out of Context Followed by a Soul Coughing Video

January 19, 2013

Look sir, I’m just doing my job.
But I can assure you that James Van Der Beek has worked steadily since Dawson’s Creek.

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The Bottom Line

January 19, 2013

from where i stand
i can see america
full-frontal
frightened
naked

standing where i stand
you can watch walmart sail by
full-frontal
profitable
naked

stand where i stood
anyone can see what i did
full-frontal
frightened
profitable
naked

naked
frightened
full-frontal
i can see america
from where i stand

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A Millimeter Sandwich

January 19, 2013

Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Pizza Hut are hiring
while
Subway is just shorting you an inch

This is how freedom goes
10 trillion dollars shy
missed by just an…?

with all the troubles in the Homeland
why aren’t we measuring our sandwiches
in millimeters?

bigger is better
longer isn’t shorter
extrapolate

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Austerity Dairy Repeats

January 18, 2013

The best years of my youth
spent
dining on tasteless sandwiches
made out of Reagan’s cheese.

Cheese so tasteless
it
could have passed for
Reagan’s free butter.

The best years of my twenties
spent
dining on tasteless
Air Force MRE’s.

MRE’s so tasteless
that
I dreamed of Reagan’s cheese.

The best day in my thirties
spent
laughing when realizing
mom’s cheese sandwiches made lovingly with
Reagan’s free butter
not cheese.

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Stands With No One

January 18, 2013

In 2000 and six
not nine
the streets were full
guns were plenty
and Jesse stood with Daniel

In 2000 and 12
not six
the streets were empty
guns were plenty
and there’s no Watada standing with Bradley Manning

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Nothing Ever Changes Except the Price

January 17, 2013

as i stood watching our nation’s bird of freedom
being chased by two pigeons of Marxism
it dawned on me that i had forgotten
to wash some underwear

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¡Si, Se Maybe!

January 17, 2013


very few of us are willing to lead
several of us are willing to listen
while most of us complain
that there’s no one shoving us towards anyone
to follow

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