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Happy Valentine’s Day from the AHA

February 14, 2013

your love
is like the cupcake frosting
stuck
to my butter knife

and there it clings
and there it stays
even hot water
won’t melt it away

your love
is like the walls of my arteries
clinging
like cupcake frosting
to my butter knife

and there it clings
and there it stays

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Ted Nugent and The Next Pope Walk Into a Bar

February 13, 2013

what the world needs now
is
fewer neutral intellectuals
and
fewer still partisan fanáticos

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Repeat it Enough

February 13, 2013

Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free
Freedom Isn’t Free

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It Was Actually Uzbekistan’s Dream That Was Lost in Translation

February 12, 2013

the over-leveraged mortgage
one should be so lucky
to have lost one

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Baby Steps

February 12, 2013

Remember that time when the Korean War never ended?
It was just before the 53′ World Series,
and long after Lockheed Martin
took over.

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From 1968 With a Bullet

February 11, 2013

a Crockett and Tubbs cell phone
could operate on
just one-quarter

my smart phone now operates on
tantalite, cassiterite or wolframite
all of which rhymes with
slave labor

from 1968 with a bullet
Frank Zappa
was and still is
right

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Party at the Austerity Thrift

February 9, 2013

my thrift shop’s got no roof
there’s only one window
and the breeze flows through the bars

my thrift shop’s got no roof
sock pairs sold
but only
by the
halves

my thrift shop’s got no roof
fire escape is the window
and the breeze flows through the bars

it’s a good thing my thrift shop’s
got no roof

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