How Many Artist Reps Does it Take To
Art.
What is it?
A confusing way to pay no bills.
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Gender Town
one woman’s vegas
is another man’s
Spokane
is another man’s
one woman’s vegas
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A Day in the Life of The
Earth
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With Friends Like Those
my new business plan entails
hanging out with trillionaires
because they ridicule the billionaires
who themselves ridicule the millionaires
who themselves ridicule the thousandaires
who themselves can’t stand the less-than hundredaires
who’ve ruined the place
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And a Voice Said Forward, Never Straight
I once went hiking with an overactive need for constant direction.
so many choices to make
so many ways to go!
no cell phone signal!
there’s no manual!
there’s no arrow!
where are the signs!
there. are. no. signs!
show me a sign!
what if i get lost?
who’ll feed grandma?
my car!
i already miss coffee, cheese, and that tattoo i was contemplating
where are the signs!
I once went hiking with an overactive need for constant direction.
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Social Decay Almost Saved by Fish
being vegan is like being the new anti-war activist
i don’t know where all the old anti-war activists went
but i do know there’s a lot of beards on bikes in
portland
being vegan is like being the new environmental activist
i don’t know where all the old environmental activists went
but i think many of them were infiltrated and
imprisoned
being vegan in olympia is like being poor in spokane
everyone’s dog paddling around the same boat and
drowning
kurt told me that it was alright to eat fish
because they don’t have any feelings
then kurt died trying to find
them
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Parenting and Public Schoolin’ Review
Public Enemy taught me more about history
current events and freedom
than Lee Greenwood, 3 elementaries, 1 middle school, 3 jr highs, 3 high schools, AA, Ted Nugent
church and the Air Force
combined
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The Vigilant Lens 