Colonel Angus Walks Into a Bar
i may not know spit about
throat cancer
but sometimes…
you just have to laugh at
the condition of
The Homeland Condition
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Patrol More for Safety
5 empty chairs in front of a dumpster
fill them up with
one republican, one democrat
one tea partier, one lobbyist
one defense industry analyst
then add
three cases of Old Milwaukee
a box of knock-off twinkies by Grupo Bimbo
and you’ve still got
5 empty chairs in front of a dumpster
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Scientology Box Office Loses Out to Fast & Furious 6
Depending on which Hollywood movies you like better, The Homeland is either doomed as a failed dystopian society, or…The Homeland is doomed as a ‘fairly successful’ dystopian society. ~ The Vigilant Lens
It’s Like When I Used to Write Under the Bush
9 hours 7 minutes and 1 sec
this is the time required
for Lockheed to decipher
my writings
proxy servers are cool
war crimes
and
war profiteering
are cool too
judging by all the war-crimes tribunals
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Shady Grown Verified
kashi is to organic GMOs
as progressive war
is to
fighting all the conservative ones
7 whole grains
are better than
a lockheed martin drone missile
to the brain
monsanto is to natural
as conservative war
is to
fighting all the progressive ones
shady is
as
shady does
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The iChanging Landscape
chicago sun-times photographers
kicked to the curb for
iJournalists capturing iNews with
iPhones stored in their
iPants pockets
iFreelance
but with lenses and bodies
and no iSeattle or iSpokane
outlet
has much room
unless you’re using a chicago sun-times iPhone
while stumbling across iNews
for the iReader
like the iChicago 28
i too am returning to my roots
driving truck by day
while iCursing the iChanging landscape
by night
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Flawed Marketing
raised by flawed humans
we must first forgive them for theirs
then recognize our own flaws
as a gift
embrace those flaws!
exploit those flaws!
profit!
the flaws,
are a gift.
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The Vigilant Lens 