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A Cautionary Rinse

September 21, 2013

in the shower,
where all things hopefully wash clean…
i had an idea.

world peace was attained.
the planet? healthy.
and all humans were equal in their humility.

clogged with the grey highlighted hair of my youth,
the drain.
where most decent ideas end clean.

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A Primer On Fuzzy Pictures and Off-Putting Words

September 19, 2013

“Let the bad notes ring through. There’s enough bands out there playing correctly…we don’t need another band playing exactly the same as everybody else.  You need people to do things that are weird.” – King Buzzo

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Free Education and Health Care Walk Into a Bar

September 19, 2013

and grand theft auto V made $800 million
in one
day

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PreCrime Knows Before It’s Time

September 19, 2013

If it weren’t for all the little people and their email, and their cell phones, and their misplaced thoughts about financial freedom, vacations, life-like Cabela’s stores, tattoos, and commitment-free sex…there’d be no need for the few who fear those who covet the above.

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The Empty Threat of a Homeland Health Care Program

September 16, 2013

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I Was 12/16ths Down the Path of Enlightenment When my Natarajasana Took a Misinterpreted Turn Towards a Loverboy Video

September 15, 2013

Just the other day I was waiting for Wolf Blitzer to tell me if our GMO corn would grow faster with some Fukushima sprinkled on it when I was distracted by another Huffington Post expose on Julianne Hough’s stylish shorts because while Carson Daly can read words of semi-importance quite nicely thank you…I’ll keep waiting for Martha Quinn.

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Ministry of Words

September 15, 2013

we are not at war with the people of syria
brazil
iraq or mexico
though we are at war with the people of iraq
mexico
brazil and syria

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