The Terrible Parable Lead to an Allegory
what if
then
in 1974
the chrysler New yorker
averaged 52 miles per gallon?
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Guess Who Got a Smarter Than His Last Flip Phone?
If Sonny Crockett’s cell phone and its antenna were alive…it would be angry with me.
For more on whatever my phone and I run into, check out the InstaVigilant right here.
There won’t be any free gifts or cheese platters, but I’m sure I’ll find something interesting to point and shoot at.
Richard Gere and I thank you for taking a look.
Now back to your irregularly scheduled Lens stuff.
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Answer all Unasked Questions as Russell Brand
i think if we were forced to read it,
long-form journalism
could tell us
much about
what we’re missing
more often,
less likely.
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My Promises Lack That Certain…Je Ne Sais Quoi
I promised myself that when I heard Beck’s Loser for the four hundred ninety-eight thousand and thirteenth time…I’d still be working a menial job for the same money that I was getting paid the first time I heard Beck’s loser.
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The Irony of the Ironic is my Friend
Fall
i know that the seasons have changed
when i see the great white road hunters
dressed in their finest orange vests
to keep from shooting themselves
Fall
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Fortune Cookie Therapy
it doesn’t always help,
that you don’t know what you do.
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The Vigilant Lens 