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Occupy the Past and Grow Some Veggies I Guess

July 13, 2018

thought we had empire
on the ropes back then,
but nope and hope and worse became the same again

 

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Never Knew no War-Free Economy

July 12, 2018

a small container of clam dip,
one large bag of cheap chips,
got yourself some PNW forever-reagan opioid chowda!

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Tuesday Night Internment Camp Club

July 10, 2018

 

It’s a known unknown, easily searchable fact, that where there’s a senator there’s probably an internment camp coupled with multiple expensive wars near homeless and environmental emergencies downwind of zero healthcare and incredible rents

 

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Only 300 Some Odd Stupid Days Left Until 4JUL19

July 8, 2018

it’s 195 degrees in Siberia…
here’s to hoping your towne doesn’t ban straws
because it’s hard to hold that beer with only 3 remaining fingers.

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Shorter Longform War

July 7, 2018

 

argued with liberal war-supporters
until there was no left
of brunch left

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The Presidents of The United Amazon of Theatres

June 24, 2018

opioid chowder comes
from a bag
frozen in a factory prison near all your john yoos

 

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Funny People in Vehicles Buying Stuff

June 17, 2018

 

…hey man, do what you want. It’s an Inverted Totalitarian Homeland.

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